Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ~Lord Byron
Sebastian Maniscalco: “I called the medical mask back in 2014”
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Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
why do pre-teens hate ducks?
voice quacks
gm, great message boss! and that video had me lol early in the morning🤣🤣…my jokes come from cracking on people so 🤭…..enjoy the laughs .
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.)
What’s the best part of Switzerland?
I don’t know but the flags a big plus.
What’s green and pecks on wood?
Woody wood pickle!
😂
Why does everyone tell actor to “break a leg”
It is because every play has a cast. (I’m so funny)
What’s forest Gumps password?
1 forest 1
Two cows are eating in a field. One cow ask the other “are you ever worried about mad cow disease?” The other cow says “Why would I care, I’m an airplane!”
I can’t tell the joke I want to there’s kids around Lol. A teacher told their student you’ll never amount to anything you procrastinate too much. The student replied ” I’ll show you, you just wait.”
why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8(ate) 9.
I was looking on Amazon for the best parachute to buy.
But I couldn’t find any negative reviews!
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
These jokes are just as I like them!
Making me laugh.. 😂
Can Febuary March?
No, but April May…
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage:)
Loved the video and comic thought this morning. Great way to start the day, and I have been that character in that comic strip!!
I made a few people laugh but most of my jokes are too long to type. I will tell you about Lil Leroy when we speak next lol
I LOVED EVERYONE’S Jokes!!!!!!
Laughed a lot!
Loved the video too!!!!
Hilarious
Apparently that was pre COVID
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business!
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Proverbs 17:22a
I am so bad at jokes. I am more of a conversation comedian. I will send some happy faces for all. 😊😁🤣😉😄
The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to burn and which to cross.